Scariest Celebrity Close-Ups

Kim Kardashian

Kim should avoid open flames; she might melt. 

Paula Deen

The new face of Diabetes. 

Hugh Laurie

Housed. 

Kathy Griffin

GAH! 

Vanessa Hudgens

Might we suggest a good depilatory cream? 

Jennifer Aniston

Jen has had about three nose jobs since this picture was taken. (Allegedly!) 

Julia Roberts

Not-So-Pretty Woman. 

 Mel Gibson

He looks like a potato. 

Celine Dion

Her sideburns will go on.... 

Uma Thurman

Please tell us that's make-up powder on her nose.... 

Britney Spears

Toxic. 

Mick Jagger

Don't do drugs, kids. 

Kelly Ripa

Chiclet teeth? 

Jeff Bridges

I'd still hit it. 

Kristen Chenowith

Bulging forehead veins are so hot. 

 Robert Downey, Jr.

OH HAI! 

 Vanessa Paradis

Don't laugh - she landed Johnny Depp! 

 Kenny Rogers

Worst facelift/eye job EVER. 

 Goldie Hawn

Is that a glob of mascara on her eyeball? 

 Will Ferrell

Rocking the razor burn.