Wednesday, 10 October 2012

Consequences Of Staying At The Bar Till Last Call


It's Saturday night and you're having a blast with your friends...

It's Saturday night and you're having a blast with your friends...

So you decide to stay out a little later than usual...

So you decide to stay out a little later than usual...

But be careful because if you stay till last call you just might...

But be careful because if you stay till last call you just might...

1. ...chain smoke an entire pack of Marlboro Reds

...chain smoke an entire pack of Marlboro Reds

2. ...order 46 Jager Bombs

...order 46 Jager Bombs

3. ...get into a political or philosophical argument with this guy

...get into a political or philosophical argument with this guy

4. ...get a free shot from a half-naked bartender

...get a free shot from a half-naked bartender

5. ...while simultaneously getting vomited on

...while simultaneously getting vomited on

6. ...endure cheesy pickup lines

...endure cheesy pickup lines

7. ...have to protect your drink from that creepy guy in the corner

...have to protect your drink from that creepy guy in the corner

8. ...proudly pee in the sink

...proudly pee in the sink

9. ...misplace your cell phone

...misplace your cell phone

10. ...get emotional

...get emotional

11. ...exchange flirty stares across the bar

...exchange flirty stares across the bar

12. ...with this guy

...with this guy

13. ...grind with a tall cigar-smoking gentleman

...grind with a tall cigar-smoking gentleman

14. ...fall asleep

...fall asleep

15. ...wake up and think tequila is an AWESOME idea

...wake up and think tequila is an AWESOME idea

16. ...fight a bouncer

...fight a bouncer

17. ...lose fight with bouncer

...lose fight with bouncer

18. ...end up at Denny's

...end up at Denny's

19. ...wake up with a lucky stranger

...wake up with a lucky stranger

20. ...lose your dignity

...lose your dignity

21. ...swear off alcohol forever

...swear off alcohol forever

...at least until Thursday

...at least until Thursday